January 2010
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You’re going to be such a good father.
“…& then I’ll do a nollie big spin afterward.”
DIANABANANA
everybodysparty:
I really did it these time, man I’m a bitch, but not really. HA HA. I guess it is a game.
I want to know & you’re going to tell me.
OH. MY. GOD.
I shouldn’t be so overglorified, but fuck that,
I AM.
Bullshit aside, I’m pretty fuckin dope.
APPARENTLY, RIGHT? Yessss!
I love it.
No, I don't wanna talk about it.
I’m hoping that I’ll never have to deal with someone like me in my life,
ever.
Cruel. Selfish. Impulsive. Fucking trouble.
But I swear, the love I do have brings it all to an equilibrium.
I’m just such a headache. I hate it when people ask, “why”.
I don’t fucking know, or else, I swear to God, I would not go so far as to torture you like this if I knew the...
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Just like history;
I told you I would stay.
I can't sleep
because I can’t stop thinking about you.
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adfhaflkdakfaaaa
Don’t you hate it when people tell you they’re dying?
& it’s not because of some unseen, uncontrollable force
it’s because of you.
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I can't stop having nightmares
Where you are me, & I am you. You realize that sometimes, no matter how much time you invest in someone, even if it’s your heart and soul You don’t know anything. Or anyone. Including yourself. FUCK.
Jesus Christ.
I can’t decipher which aches more,
my head or my heart.
I wish I could just donate them to someone who needs it.
Or at least someone who knew how to properly use both.
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Oh, my heart.
I like the way we have spaces in between our fingers when we hold hands.
Because yours are so much bigger than mine.
When you kiss me, I can feel it other places than just one.
When we’re laying in bed, & you’re holding me,
you make this perfect crevice, with your arms wrapped tight
& when I wake up in the morning, you haven’t let go.
I swear, your body was made for...
“I wish you punched me in the face instead of breaking my heart.”
– FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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At least there's relief in my dreams.
Last night, in the midst between the madness & my subconscious,
I had a dream that it was still Halloween [the most amazing night evarrrr], & I was pouring myself liquor of every color, people wouldn’t stop staring at me
& I just kept screaming,
“COLOUR MY LIFE WITH THE CHAOS OF TROUBLE!”
until I woke up from my phone going off.
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If I hear "I will wait for you" one more time,
I swear, I am going to kill myself.
How many people in your lifetime tell you they will wait? & be sincere about it.
Because right now, at this very moment, I have two, & it’s literally drivine me insane. If one of you fucks would just be retarded, ingenuine, unsupportive, selfish, SOMETHING. EVEN IF IT’S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING IN THE WORLD. I can’t fucking find...
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“He keeps having mixed emotions. I’m like, ‘you’re a...”
– Vanessa, my eleven year old niece, on her love life.
Also,
Though it is highly unlikely, but not completely impossible
[because I know how you are, and what you do]
Whoever is the next to lay, even slightly brush up against you
I will not hesitate to turn completely animalistic and rip the flesh off their bones.
Just a forewarning.
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It kind of feels like dying.
Except worse.
I still love you. You will always make me ache.
I’d do anything to be in your bed right now,
but I’m just not fucking worthy.
I hate that you have to hurt with me. Except you’re suffering more.
That’s the worst part.
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murder suicide.
There’s nothing better than sitting with your bestfriend,
feeling like complete shit, telling yourself you’re a terrible person
because your bestfriend thinks the complete opposite.
and she’s hot too.
When I'm drunk, must remember;
killaaqueen:
ohsweetness:
Do not incessantly yell “PENIS!” or “FUCK YEAH!” while in a public area, no matter how stoked I am on life.
& to everyone else,
including the last frequent visits to respectable restaurants
do not serve me alcohol.
I never get carded anymore & it’s amazing.
Remember when we used to yell “PENIS!!!!!” & sing dirty ass Bikini Kill songs in the lunch...
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“Let’s see, you’ve slept for…twenty-one and a half hours.”
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A few reasons why I will always & forever love my...
hamandrye:
I think I will always be sad. My insides weigh me down and it makes it hard to breathe. What gets you up gets you down, and makes you barf.
I think we’re soulmates,
you & I.
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““Baby, I think you give me gas.
Just somethin about ya makes my tummy...”
– Boyfriend
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When I'm drunk, must remember;
Do not incessantly yell “PENIS!” or “FUCK YEAH!” while in a public area, no matter how stoked I am on life.
& to everyone else,
including the last frequent visits to respectable restaurants
do not serve me alcohol.
I never get carded anymore & it’s amazing.
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“If we were honest & both wrote a sonnet;
together a sandwich with...”
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The older I get;
the more I realize I’m growing up to be the person I’ve always tried to avoid. People like me deserve to be alone, but yet, we never are. ever.
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So serious.
I: "It's like, 'I'm having a heart attack!!' Ahaha that shit is soo funny!"
You: "Ahaha noo it's not!"
I: "I know!!"
followed by incessant laughter.
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“Hi. My name is Kristine Alyssa Manaois
& I am an asshole.”
