February 2011
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NO I'M NOT LUCKY I'M BLESSED
YES. Boyfriend has been increasingly obsessed with looking for a place to move out. Like, staying up til 2AM checking out different places and looking at them from street views on google maps. We called a few places and we’re gonna check some out on Wednesday. We might live by ourselves, but have a few people in mind as roomates; Joe’s sister, Nate from the shop and his gf. People that...
last night/this morning
was amazing. I’ve got a such a happy heart.
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YEAH BOI
So. We got a new MacBook Pro. Again. WE UPGRADED OUR UPGRADE. Apple came out with this kickass shit called “Thunderbolt”, it’s a port that makes everything, literally, 10x faster. Higher memory, better everything. It came with a bunch of extra stuff too, including little apps like Facetime so we didn’t have to buy it. I can already see the difference in the performance,...
wah wah
Some people are such a sad fucking disappointment, I wish they’d waste space and brain cells elsewhere. I just feel like everyone is used to doing the same old played out shit, like its something new. I’m over it. Really.
When is someone I know gonna do something fucking amazing? Change the fucking world, make it a better place?
I swear, if it weren’t for Joe, id probably hate...
where art thou, serotonin?
you are the equilibrium to my chemical imbalance.
i literally fucking love my boyfriend. he’s the only person i know who can fix me. the magical answer to all my problems, i swear. it’s rare that you can trust someone with so much of your life and know that they’re only there to take care of you, to make life wonderful, even if it makes their own lives more complicated.
Watchmylifesentenceisservedbitch:
anch0vies:
therealleightonmeester:
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fearlesswift:
omfg
i can’t stop laughing omg
oijgklmdsantu93weuiajksdgnmsdg
ciara we should do this to people on mill
instant reblog.
I bet Ang can hear me from upstairs; laughing my ass off, all by myself hahahahaha.
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What the hell?
Watching a documentary on Walmart. I had an idea of the massive impact a corporation like that has, but fuckkk, it’s way out of control. Like, how they underpay they workers, and pretty much everyone is on Medicaid. How Walmart leaves it up to the taxpayers, not even millions but BILLIONS of dollars to support THEIR workers. Walmart actually tells & supports their workers to get on...
Oh my gyahddd
I’m glad I’m not who I used to be. I was pretty fucking lost & hopeless. I can’t even begin to describe what kind of a failure it would’ve been if I would’ve stayed with my first real relationship hahaha. I mean, there was a lot of love, but that’s not what real love is all about.
My life is so much more structured. Healthy. HAPPY. Oh, every aspect is like...
My Biggest Regret Ever: Making My Neighbor's Dog... →
sailedtosea:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is making me neighbor’s dog lick my penis. I was only 13 or 14 at the time and I was dog-sitting for the week. I was sitting on my neighbor’s couch and the dogs kept jumping up on me. I don’t know why, but I started getting an erection. I started masturbating a little bit…
WHAT THE FUCK?!!??!?!?! PEOPLE ARE FUCKING WEIRD. why are all...
faw real
Little behbeh body that eats for two. Four in a whole freakin day. Haha.
Whatta fatty I am.
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srzly.
I would be so lost without my car & phone [this includes internet & gps]
My life is so convenient. I just renewed a book from the library cuz I’m a nerd like that. I wuv booksssz!! <3
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TMI TUESDAY
RIGHT NOW:
It is quite difficult to be doing my homework while my equally nakey boyfriend’s warm body is pressing against mine. His limbs and lips are tightly wrapped around me like a fucking vice grip.
I love my life!!
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who has ichat?
playing wif my new lappytop & eating fat slabs of bacon. Perfect morning. & boyfriend gets home early from work! YEE YEE! We’re going to Sactown.
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Real life boogey man
We were watching a bunch of crap on Netflixx, [our new thing is documentaries, amongst the other hilarious things you manage to find on there] then came across a truly frightening documentary called “Cropsey.” Scared the ffff out of me. Really not for the lighthearted.
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honeytones asked: do you have AIM? if so you add your AIM account and then you can do video chat!
my aim is sailtosea. i'll go online, i await you!
ly
my aim is sailtosea. i'll go online, i await you!
ly
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WHEEEEEE!
TYPING FROM OUR NEW 15INCH MACBOOK PRO. IT FEELS HELLA FUCKING GOOD. I’M GOING TO BUY HELLA CUTE ASS SHIT FOR IT. I LOVE US!!!!
It's a sad world
sarahkateharris:
When Swastika’s and Upside-down crosses become trendy. I hate people some times.
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aswechoke asked: Thank you miss. I like your face too. Can't say I've seen your boobs though haha
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Today is gonna be fuckin amazing
& so will the rest of our tomorrows.
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gay mahb
It’s the littlest shit that’s always going to make me smile.
Like you sneaking off at work just to call me because you know I’m awake.
& always remembering our monthaversaries because I never EVER do.
You’re always so sweet about it.
About everything.
Your eyes are the size of the moon
You could, cuz you can
SO YOU DO!
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also;
DC Universe is literally the best game to hit the planet.
