Man. Too many. I can’t name them all haha, I’ll be writing paragraphs for days. Though, many of them start off with him waking me up super early in the morning, with no warning the previous day, & saying, “Let’s go to [insert fun, faraway place here]!” He’s fun.
Awww, thanks bbygirl!! I love your posts as well!! <333
I don’t know..
STILL ILL! HAVE TO REBLOG ANYTHING THAT’S THE SMITHS. MUST. NO HESITATIONS.
Duh, that’s the fucking point.
I love how long we’ve known eachother, but still have so many fucking inside jokes and new things to laugh about. I’ve been doing these weird pelvic thrust motions all fucking day, while the boyfriend is brushing his teeth, while he gets dressed. He just left for work and when he got in the car, I was out in the front yard doing pelvic thrusts again, ostentatiously singing, “BABY COME BACK! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALLL ON MEEEE!” & then I hear his Chinese neighbor go, “Hai.”
ENSUE AWKWARD MOMENT & RIDICULOUS FITS OF LAUGHTER BETWEEN US.
That neighbor leaves, while we’re still laughing our asses off. Then we cool down & I start doing it again. Next thing you know, we hear this noise, and his other neighbor is looking at me while he takes out the trash.
I JUST WANNA THRUST MY PELVIS. NOT A SINGLE FUCK WILL BE GIVEN.
I know, right? Hella little ass girl tryna run around at the speed of light n shit. My weekends are usually chill, those are the days off that I don’t have to watch the girls. It just depends how I feel when I wake up. Some days Joe & I will be lazy & lay in bed with our bodies in tangles, other days we’re putting hella mileage on our cars & going on an adventure. I don’t care as long as I’m with my behbeh.
Watched this shit four times before we stopped laughing our asses off. Looked away, & started laughing again. Who wants to do this with us?
Haha. Yum yum, eat em uppp.