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Normal conversations in a loving relationship.
*On topic of making a video*
Joe: "That would definitely make it on Tosh.0."
Me: "Holy shit. We should seriously do a viewer video for Tosh! But... fuck what should we do..."
Joe: "It would be the best. We should put your butt in it. Then we'll definitely be on there."
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plixs1: Because all this shit was awesome, & now other people want to get in on it. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac was only one of the best fucking comics ever.
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Fuackkkkk
I miss my bestfriend. I’ve been waiting two hours for my oil change & tire rotation. This fuckin guy who is sitting next to me keeps looking at me and asking stupid questions [askin, askin dumbass questions] & I am fantasizing about kicking him in the throat.
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Hard Luck: People make it so impossible to feel... →
ineedyouhopeless-: People make it so impossible to feel comfortable talking to them, I feel like the only person who will ever be able to fully understand me is my best friend. I don’t know where I would be without her, years down the line and Brittany is the one girl I will cry with every time I see about all the…
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me: (eats while blogging)
me: (eats while watching a movie)
me: (eats while in class)
me: (eats while reading)
me: (eats while eating)
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nigga—san: someone I don’t like is getting into skullgirls now hahaha NO I KNOW YOU LIKE EVERYTHING EVER BUT PLEASE LEAVE THIS ALONE THANK U Replace “skullgirls” with “every interest I seem to mention”
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This is in German, but it's real & they're going... →
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I swear, it's like some peoples' mamas never told...
I love how people just make hella dumb decisions & are super hyped about it & I’m just over here facepalming.
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“For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in...”
– President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)
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everybodysparty replied to your photo: Nakey face booboo your lips are perfect and how many times did you have to bleach your natural hair (until it was blonde enough where toning it made it the color you have it now Awww, you’re so sweet!!! I bleached it twice, boo boo na foo foo! 
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homygahhhd
This nurse who I fuckin love & equally loves me just as much just told me to remind her to get my number. She’s around 25 or so & she’s so funny & smart & I used to be super shy around her but now we are like long lost buddies when we see eachother. I feel like a new fuckin door just opened up in the potential intelligent woman friend department & its giving me dem...
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